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Mot: means witty saying. Short for Mote (speck of dust), reverse of Tom (Cruise), which is in turn short for Tomato.

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Saturday, March 05, 2005
Mot's Midnight Mishaps

Mot went to RP camp today and had a blast. Mot feels the people seem nice and hopes to get to know them better. Mot is worried about the fate of his CCAs, where currently only AC and RP are confirmed. What does Mot want? Mot does not know. Anyway, Mot has a lot of homework to take his mind away. Having slept at 3am yesterday, Mot came back and slept from 6-11pm. Ate dinner-crystal jade dimsum!- and started work. By the way, Mot got roped into doing choreography for O2 storyline and bannerpainting. Mot is excited.

Having done kwok's essay at 2327 words and stoning at 3am- boredom creeps in. Mot knows he has a rolly essay due too but he is still not sleeping. Mot is not one who easily learns from his past mistakes. Mot moves the mouse (cool alliteration eh?) and chances upon aparna's blog. Mot is bored so he takes the slang generator. Mot gives you the enlightening results of me, myself and mot.

Sam Jo
adj. outrageous but not cute."I need a Sam Jo pet animal, and I need it now, kid."

Sang Zu
n. a particularly fake party."Did you have sex with the last sang zu, officer?"

Yang Yang
v. (vulgar) to make fun of someone."Yang yang and you'll regret it, Billie."

Constantine
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same."Hey there, fool - constantine?" "Constantine."

Mot
v. to intentionally understand a radio."Why do you Mot, Jackie?"

Tom
n. violence."What's with the Tom, Jesse?"

yOjO
adj. superior but not colourful."Man, you're so yojo."

Jo
n. an exclamation of surprise."Jo!"

Jojo
n. mid-nineties term for clothes."I'm gonna love your jojo, Reggie."

Sam
adj. high-quality but not loud."Are you as sam as I am, man?"

Jeremy
n. mid-eighties term for friends."I'm gonna cheat on your jeremy, Shana."

Jamie
n. a type of piercing."Brian, can I shout at your Jamie?" "Sure you can, dawg."

Mot detests that you actually think he is narcissistic. Therefore, Mot decides to be funny.

rolly
n. drugs without ecstasy."Got some rolly?" "Yeah, I'm your man for rolly, bud."

rollason
n. someone who flaunts boys."Buddy, check out that rollason's boys!"

edmund kwok
n. a good or cute car."I'm gonna see your edmund kwok, Brian."

mcconnell
adj. unable to laugh at drugs."What do you think of that girl, officer?" "She's mcconnell!"

nicola
adj. likely to have sex with chart music."Check out my nicola video!"

nash
adj. ostentatious."I wish my mobile phone was nash."

alan
v. to hate something in a desirable fashion."Alan and you'll regret it, Jesse."

quilindo
interj. a statement of strong disagreement."Bud, can I trip over your girl?" "Quilindo!"

sex
adj. fake."Grandma, you're so sex."

penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at."I'm gonna shout at your penis, dude."

vagina
adj. likely to trip over violence."Someone dosed her drink and now she's vagina."

bishan baby
v. to dance with things, with no purpose or reason."I'm gonna go and bishan baby, my friend."

shanghai sexy
adj. fake or big."Check out my shanghai sexy teacher!"

penang pussy
n. breasts."I'm gonna trip over your penang pussy, Sally."

...
adj. overly fond of buttocks."I'm feeling ... tonight, dude."

zee
n. an inquiry of health, and confirmation of same."Hey there, bud - zee?" "Zee."

bernasty
n. a person with more than one woman."Shana, that bernasty is sexy!"

cheng chai
interj. a statement of agreement."Billy, shall we inject drugs into some porn?" "Cheng chai!"

Jonky
v. to become nice."Dad, I really need to jonky."

courtesy of http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slang

Mwhahahaha! Mot apologizes for any offence taken. Mot is usually more sober and innocent and cute than this. Meanwhile, Stefanie Sun sweetly serenades Mot. (alliteration, again) Mot shall sleep soon. (alliteration!) I love Mot. Mot is so cute man. To be continued...

11:20 AM